BURP
BURP
SHAKING THE CAN
0%
BURP
BURPCOIN
NEW!
0%
UTILITY
he drank all of it
$BURP · paired to KOx
burps 0 · loudest 0 dB
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Nutrition Facts

1 serving per container
Serving size 1 can (he had 40)
Amount per servingCalories
yes
% Daily Value*
  • Total Fat visible100%
  • Sugar all of it900%
  • Incl. added sugaralso yes
  • Carbonationdangerous
  • Burps per can3
  • Dignity 0g0%
  • Utility 0g0%
  • Paired toKOx
*Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 burp diet. Shake before opening. Do not shake near face.

HOW HE
DOES IT.

  1. STEP 01

    CRACK

    psssst. the can opens. the store goes quiet.

  2. STEP 02

    CHUG

    all of it. no breaks. the belly fills up.

  3. STEP 03

    BURP

    the whole store shakes. nobody says anything.

BURP MART · STORE #0001
OPEN 24/7 · NO BATHROOM
$BURP

1x BURP CANCOLD
PAIRED TOKOx · STONKFUN
1x DIGNITYSOLD OUT

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